OMFG plot bunny out of fucking nowhere.

random-nexus:

madlori:

Was watching “Last of the Mohicans.”

Had an image.

John the rugged long-rifle-toting frontiersman, raised among the Mohican.  Sherlock the sheltered general’s younger brother, brought to the colonies during the French and Indian War.

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW OH GOD SOMEBODY WRITE IT BECAUSE I CAN’T TOO MUCH OTHER WRITING TO DO.

DON’T MAKE ME BEG.

This really ought to exist, yo.  Ficcers, start your Muses! 

STOP IT. STOP IT. STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT.

Fun fact: did you know that Sherlock already calls John “Hawkeye” in my head, in several different versions of head!canon?

random-nexus:

madlori:

This set of images, explaining one of the top theories of The Survival, is really amazing.

OMFG!  This is brilliant!  Even if it’s not what they end up doing (somehow bring in the BeeGees or have his fall secretly cushioned by circus clowns, who knows! /sarcasm), this is still f’ing awesome!

(Source: finalproblem)

Performance In a Leading Role, Chapter 16

madlori:

In which it’s Christmastime in Sussex, John and Sherlock get pressies, there is Mycroft, and mulled wine is enjoyed by all.

Also this chapter was too long for one LJ post so it’s in two sections.  Link goes to the first.

A brief authorial note:  I looooove and adore all of you and all of your comments, but if it’s okay with you, I prefer comments to be left at my LJ posts.  Thank you!

Re: Performance chapter 16

madlori:

For those of you watching, there will not be a new chapter of “Performance in a Leading Role” this weekend.  This chapter is going to be REALLY FRICKING LONG (it might even have to be posted in two sections) and I’m not as far along on it as I’d like to be.  I’ve been semi-sick this week and haven’t been very productive.  I’ll hope to finish it over this weekend and then with a few days for editing it might appear mid-week next week, but NO PROMISES.

But just as a bit of a tease, here are a few things that are true about this chapter:

  • Christmas happens.
  • There is Mycroft.
  • Something really bad happened between the previous chapter and this one.
  • John’s family makes an appearance
  • There are nominations, but not for Oscars

I’ll be over here in the corner, rocking. and waiting. and not at all stalking MadLori.

Performance In a Leading Role, Chapter 14

madlori:

(sorry it’s a tad late, SuperBeta and me are anal-retentive)

In which the dark side has cookies, someone is hopped up on Rockstar, John goes to the gym, Sherlock has a lunch date and epic shit is happening on the Internet.

Also bathtime cuddles.

Performance In a Leading Role, Chapter 11

madlori:

In which someone buys capers, Sherlock listens to the Beastie Boys, furniture is foreplay and John wears an apron.

Also two more canon characters make their appearances, and Harry has A Tender Moment.

Oh. My. God.

OH MY GOD.

Performance In a Leading Role, Chapter 7

madlori:

Longest chapter yet.  8600 words.

In which two silly men pine away.

I have to go hide from my family for a little while so I can read this.

The Mad Tumblr: They see me teasin,' they hatin'...

He could tell that Sherlock had walked up behind him without looking, because he could feel the man’s body heat. “Once more unto the breach,” he said, the deep baritone slithering past John’s ear.

“Lead on, MacDuff.”

Sherlock chuckled. “It’ll be fine.”

“You’re the expert. This is…

…excuse me while i go re-read the first five chapters yet AGAIN.

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that’s actually an animated gif but it didn’t load up that way. :-(

oh boo. i probably would’ve snorted harder had it done so! (tumblr why are you so stupid?)