Warning for Lestrade in socks. #innercircle, you are a dangerous mistress.
And just because I may as well march into hell with my head held high, here is the version sans fig leaf.
With apologies to Dr Suess:
cocks in box
silver fox in socks
cocks on silver fox in socks
socks on cocks and cocks in box
silver fox in socks on box on cocks