if I knew myself, I'd run away.
Because it’s hilarious: John. Sherlock. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Combine these three somehow. Bonus for Virgin!Sherlock (whatever kind of virgin you like).
Oh good god. Um, full disclosure, I’ve somehow managed to go my entire life without yet seeing this film.
This is probably cheating. Soz.
“John, you really do look quite fetching in that corset.”
John smiles wickedly at him in the mirror, slathering on more lipstick.
“And you don’t look half-bad in gold lame, Sherlock,” he replies.