if I knew myself, I'd run away.
picture the most serious character that you know of
now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs
Along with innumerable videos of drugged!Sherlock and drunk!Sherlock on his phone, Lestrade has one single video of Mycroft falling down the stairs.
It is his most prized possession.
Bonus points: Anthea’s the one who shot the video. She texted it to Greg before deleting all evidence of it from her own phone.